PPRIMALBurgers
Phuket · Online-Only Burger Kitchen

Burgers your
body actually
wants.

Fast food, finally done right. Grass-fed beef smashed lacy-crisp on a buttery milk-bread bun, with fries cooked in golden tallow — never a drop of seed oil.

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The Primal Standard

Five rules we never break. We read every label so you don’t have to.

01

No Seed Oils

We fry in 100% beef tallow. Never canola, soy, or sunflower.

02

Grass-Fed Beef

Pasture-raised, ground fresh daily. Salt and pepper — that’s it.

03

Milk-Bread Buns

Soft, sturdy brioche-style buns, butter-toasted and baked fresh every day.

04

Organic Produce

Sourced from local Phuket farms. Picked, not shipped.

05

Nothing Hidden

No fillers, dyes, or seed-oil sauces. Clean all the way down.

The Menu

Short menu.
Zero shortcuts.

A handful of things, done perfectly — the In-N-Out way, the clean way.

The One to Beat

The Primal Double

฿340

Two grass-fed smash patties, American-style melt, primal sauce, pickles, grilled onion — buttery milk-bread bun.

Signature

The Single

฿250

One lacy-crisp smash patty, American-style melt, primal sauce, pickles, grilled onion — milk-bread bun.

Everyday

The Triple

฿430

Three smash patties, triple American-style melt, primal sauce, pickles, grilled onion. For serious hunger.

Big Appetite

The Bacon Double

฿410

Double smash, smoked bacon, double cheese, caramelized onion, primal sauce — milk-bread bun.

Loaded

The Firecracker

฿370

Double smash, jalapeño relish, pepper jack, house hot sauce, pickles, grilled onion — milk-bread bun.

Spicy
Make It Primal

Drop the bun for a crisp lettuce wrap on any burger. Keto & gluten-free — no charge.

Add-Ons
Avocado+฿50
Smoked bacon+฿60
Extra patty+฿80
Crust is king.

Every patty is grass-fed Thai beef blended with our own rendered tallow, smashed lacy-thin on a screaming-hot plancha, double-stacked for twice the crust, melted with American-style cheese, and tucked into a butter-toasted milk-bread bun. One signature sauce — no toppings circus.

Fries & Sides
Tallow Fries
Hand-cut, twice-fried in beef tallow, sea salt.
฿140
Loaded Fries
Tallow fries, melted cheddar, bacon, chives.
฿190
Side Salad
Mixed greens, cherry tomato, cucumber, balsamic.
฿150
Drinks
House Lemonade
Pressed lemon, raw honey, sparkling water.
฿110
Iced Herbal Tea
Hibiscus or mint, rotating, no added sugar.
฿100
Kombucha
Locally brewed, seasonal flavors.
฿130
Filtered Water
Still or sparkling, reusable glass bottle.
฿40
Secret MenuAsk for it Primal Style — wrapped in lettuce, extra tallow, animal-style grilled onions.
What We Cook In

The difference is the oil.

✓

Beef Tallow

  • →Stable at high heat — no oxidation
  • →Naturally rendered, nothing added
  • →The way fries were made for 100 years
✕

Seed Oils

  • →Chemically extracted & refined
  • →High in inflammatory omega-6 PUFAs
  • →What almost every other shop fries in

We’re not here to lecture — just to give you a burger you never have to think twice about.

Our Story

A burger spot we’d feed our own kids.

We’re parents in Phuket who got tired of choosing between food our kids loved and food we actually trusted. So we built the place we wished existed — fast, fun, and made from ingredients we’re proud to name.

Every patty, bun, and fry is held to one question: would we serve this at our own table?If the answer’s no, it doesn’t make the menu.

100%
Seed-oil-free
Daily
Buns baked fresh
Local
Phuket farms
Order Online

No queue.
Just your door.

We’re online-only — smashed to order in our Cherng Talay kitchen and delivered hot across Phuket. Order right here, nowhere else.

Kitchen
Cherng Talay
Phuket, Thailand
Delivery Daily
11:00 — 21:00
Across Phuket
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How It Works
1

Order on the site

Build your burger and pay in seconds. No apps, no third parties.

2

Smashed to order

Grass-fed, lacy-crisp crust — never sitting under a heat lamp.

3

Delivered hot

Boxed to keep the crust crisp and brought straight to your door.